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(and I kind of am), but it will make sure I can quote prices and timeframes straight up. No dithering here.

Please include as much info as you can. But don’t worry, there are only a few mandatory questions (there won’t be too much annoying red text saying you missed something and oh heck no you won’t be submitting the form in such a state).

Just make sure you include your contact details so I can stalk—sorry—contact you.