book me

OK, I know this form looks like I'm asking for a bucket load of info...

(and I kind of am), but it will make sure I can quote prices and timeframes straight up. No dithering here.

Please include as much info as you can. But don’t worry, there are only a few mandatory questions (there won’t be too much annoying red text saying you missed something and oh heck no you won’t be submitting the form in such a state).

And if you just want to ask a simple question (or drop downs ain’t your thang…) fill in the first few mandatories and then scroll down to the bottom of the form.

Just make sure you include your contact details so I can stalk—sorry—contact you.